NEW BLOG

Good day, Sir.

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!

YES.

Okay, so, I've been a loyal follower of LJ for a very long time. We've had a good long run together and I have had a lot of different usernames there. Alas, it didn't last. I think when most of your friends migrate, you tend to tag along.

Not that I'm trying to be T R E N D Y or anything.
But we all need blogs, right?

Actually, a colleague of mine suggested I kept a blog to try and jot down my thoughts to avoid stress. So I will.
I can't promise that my blog will be that intimate or anything, but I will definitely try and make it interesting. Mostly interesting to myself though, I guess.

And I guess I will be T R E N D Y enough to also post a good bunch of hilarious lists.

Actually, at work, that's what I do. I list up accidents, injuries, hospital charges and all that horrifying junk.

I promise I won't do that here. Maybe a few organs once in a while...

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Anyway. Let me kick-start this journal with 10 random thoughts I have had during the day.

And then something odd.

THE L I S T :

1. Could have worn sandals today. Stupid Spring sneaking up on me like that.

2. Coffee made me dizzy. It's the coffee. It's the.. I had three cups in half an hour. Stop.

3. Ew, what is up with greedy doctors? What is up with doctors? Mmm. Doctors.

4. Nobody is at work. Did I miss out on something?

5. Ooooh chocolate in my drawer! If I eat it fast, no one will notice.

6. Fuck me, it's expensive to be a mental patient in Switzerland.

7. Scoliosis... Definitely not idiopathic. Idiotic scoliosis! AHAHA. OK, I am so lame.

8. How is it physically possible to be bloated before eating anything? Oh wait, those African kids.

9. I need a serious re-fill of my nails. I wonder if my dress code allows black tips?

10. I do not like Indian food.

THIS IS AMANDA.

SHE HAS SCOLIOSIS.

Now isn't that just cool?